Blind Randy


n. a particular grade of poor quality moonshine that makes one blind and h-rny, not necessarily in that order.”
doofus #1 “hey man, what’s up with your sister i saw her pulling a train with the chess club the other night”

doofus #2 “d-mn! she must’ve been hittin’ the blind randy again”
when a person who isnt black accidently says n-gg-r in a public place loud enough for everyone to hear…usually the person becomes embarresed and worried after pulling a blind randy
dude my grandma totaly pulled a blind randy at intimate obsessions last evening i felt so embarresed for her, the black guy at the counter didnt let her use the coupon she had either…

dude #2: d-mn dude thats gay.

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