Blind Sausage


a game of skill and deception, wherein the man asks the woman to close her eyes, open her mouth and count to ten. the man now has exactly ten seconds to get b-lls deep in the woman’s mouth. extra points are awarded if he can discharge his wad before the ten seconds are up.

no points are awarded if the woman horks all over his kn-b.
i woke up and my girl was yawning, i told her to hold her breath for a ten count, i totally gave her the blind sausage, now i have to sleep on the couch for a week.

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