Blind Tea Bag
when someone falls asleep to soon at a party, another person puts their left nut in the persons left eye. (the eye must first be opened…)
billy: “hmm…. a nap would be nice right about now…” -snore-
giorgio: “ima blind tea bag you!”
billy: “omg someone put their b-lls in my eye!!!!”
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