Blind Walrus
while having s-x with a heavy set women(fat -ss) you think you are vigorously pounding her v-g-n-. she then informs you that your p-n-s has not penetrated her yet. you then realize that all you have been doing is f-cking her fupa (fat upper p-ssy area).
i really pulled a blind walrus last night
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