Blind Wardrobe
when getting a bl-wj-b a guy punches a girl in the face and j-zzes in her eyes. then he takes her clothes and throwes them out the window.
i heard chip gave derek a blind wardrobe.
when you’re getting on a girl who is completely naked, you sp-nk in her eye, take her clothes, and run out of the room.
i gave emily a blind wardrobe.
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