Blinded by hunger
when someone looks in the fridge and doesn’t see anything, walks around in a circle, then looks in the fridge again in high hopes that while the circle was walked, something magically appeared in the fridge. when the presence of chocolate cake fails to exist, the person proceeds to being upset and shutting the refrigerator door in pure anger, saying a ridiculous amount of explicit words.
person a while opening refrigerator door: “d-mn…we need to go grocery shopping”. -shuts door-
person b: -watching the blinded by hunger person silently, while eating dried top rommen noodles-
person a walks around in circle, comes back and re-opens refrigerator door: “g-d d-mnit!!! why the f-ck isn’t there anything in here?! we need to go grocery shopping!!!”
person b: -laughs at person a under breath and continues to eat dried top rommen”
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