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• blinko

  to act selfishly, and only in the interest of ones self. by keeping all the pie for himself, alan could only be described as blinko. any time while trying to shove the sausage where it belongs you miss and poke her in the eye causing her to blink causing great pain “you should have heard […]

• blintz

  1.) nasty diarrhea. like, really really runny, sloppy, coat-the-toilet diarrhea. gross. 2.) a pancake-like food item similar to a crepe, but that includes yeast as a main ingredient. ooooh man, i totally just blintzed all up in your toilet. i had such nasty blintz after eating all that kfc last night. ugh… the dining hall […]

• carpet sweeping

  manually, with the digits of the hand, or orally pleasuring a woman who is totally hairy down in the nether regions. sorry i missed your call, i was carpet sweeping my girl’s rug.

• carprioception

  the ability to know the physical extent of your vehicle, including trim and tires, when parallel parking in very tight sp-ces. hey rachael, that’s some amazing carprioception you’ve got. not even a b-mper touch getting into that parking sp-ce. you made that look like doris day parking.

• carual

  laura c the virus is carual. named after laura c.

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