Bling Blind
the temporary loss of eye sight that occurs when staring directly at a person who is wearing significantly shiny and/or colorful accessories.
dang gina, you makin’ me bling blind with all that razzle-dazzle jewelry you be wearin’. work it, girlfriend!
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