bling-ringed


when your house gets robbed because you posted on social media that you’re not at home.

named after “the bling ring”, a gang that robbed the homes of celebrities in hollywood in late 2008/early 2009. “the bling ring” is also the name of a 2013 film, based on the story of the gang.
“would you rather be trolled, catfished or bling-ringed?”

“paris hilton’s house was bling-ringed three times!”

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