bling roll


a phrase/food derived from the asian food spring rolls. a deep-fried type of roll containing in the center of it, any type of cr-ppy leftover food in the back of the fridge that you scr-pe together. the only people that make this are the southern black people who are so ghetto fabulous that they can’t afford to buy good food so they live off of that sh-t.
reggie: yo man you wanna go pick up some chinese. i’m f-ckin hungry.
tyrone: nahh, i got some sh-t in the back of the fridge i can use to make bling rolls. it’s only like 4 weeks old.
reggie: last time i ate that sh-t i f-ckin puked.

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