bling-slave
term coined by s. hadmack
(n.) an animal that has been subject to wearing flashy items or articles of clothing, usually small dogs.
(n.) one who is a slave to all tendy fashion gimmicks without regard to the impact it may have on others and the environment.
(v.) to make one buckle down and dress in high fashion outfits such as, swarovski crystal bejeweled tee shirts.
(n.) dog: “roof.”
human: “now pooter bear m-ffin, mama wants you to wear this cute little tutu.”
dog: “no! i will not be your bling-slave.”
(v.) “please don’t make me go out side and bling-slave, i don’t want to be seen in your d-mn tutu.”
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