blingalade


any nice suv with appropriate bling. blingalade is derived from escalade (which comes factory with a little bling). qualifying bling may include but is not limited to 20″ rims (dubs), excessive amounts of chrome or gold, and custom paint.
fo’ boo got shot, he b flossin’ in dat blingalade er’ weekend.

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