blingless


a term coined by bedlam, meaning to be without bling.
steve: be honest, you bought that tag heuer off a sidewalk vendor downtown.
jimmy: yup.
steve: you’re blingless yo.
jimmy: word.
to show no sign(s) of wealth or bling openly but rather possess it in more understated and/or substantial form(s)
dressed in shorts and sandals, only a keen eye would have noticed the understated $50,000 rolex on his wrist. no one would have known that he owned the bentley parked outside and the bar we were in. he truly was blingless.

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