blingvisible


this is when someone wears so much bling that the fabric of reality bends around the ‘bling-age’, making the person invisible to the naked eye.
“homeboy put on his rolly then shazam, dude went blingvisible.”
not to be confused with “blinvisible” or “blimvisible”, this is when a person of black culture has so much bling on their body that they actually create a localised disturbance in the quantum reality around them and become invisible to the naked eye. hence “blingvisible”.
“d-mn shorty, you gone blingvisible on ma -ss!”

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