blinkin out
this happens when you pants get too short, either though too many times in the dryer or poor quality. a tribute to a favorite character from my youth, blinky the clown and his trademark short pants.
my new jeans were perfect when i bought them, but now they are totally blinkin out. i can only wear them around the house.
Read Also:
- blisster
a sore, canker, wound or other affliction resulting from what was initially experienced as a highly pleasurable event. felt good when that beatch bit my d-ck but now i got me a f’d up blisster the size of a nicoderm patch.
- blissninny
noun: a doe-eyed fool; a pollyanna-ish innocent; an overly-optimistic simpleton. someone who wants to make the world oh-so-safe for everyone, i.e., if we are very, very careful, nothing bad (or good) will ever happen to anyone. the blissninnies of the left (like any blissninny) want to ban all firearms, so that only the criminals will […]
- Blogasm
the feeling you get when you check your blog stats and you see way more visitors than you expected. “dude, last night i wrote a new blog post about that crazy new action movie. this morning when i checked my stats and saw i had over 2,000 visits, i had a serious blogasm!” -rg-sming to […]
- blogdouche
a blogdouche is an internet user who contributes in a blog as an anonymous commenter, and in the process, exposes themself as the m-ssive douche that they actually are. blogdouches often attack regular contributors with angry diatribes that are typically riddled with spelling and punctuation mistakes, often on purpose. the typical blogdouche will cast wild […]
- blogligation
the feeling of obligation to post to one’s blog. i feel a blogligation to post something this week!