Blitarded


so high, or so “blitted” you feel like you’re r-t-rded.
dude i smoked so much weed yesterday i couldn’t even fucntion. i was blitarded

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    a comedy film featuring a largely black cast whose target audience is comprised mostly of black people or white teenagers who think they’re thug. “have you seen ‘think like a man?’” “nah, that sh-t’s a blomedy!”

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    the baby (i.e. p–p) produced after engaging in b-tt-secks. i banged this girl in the b-tt and she birthed a blood dumpling.


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