Blitch

1.(n)a sleazy,s-x crazed,rock junkie who has no tolorance for “gay–ss art rock”,
and little consideration for the feelings of “gay–ss art rockers”.

2. (v) to do anything; s-xual, rude, loud, violent, or nasty in a manner identical to that of a blitch
1) (n) i saw blitch last nite at cups slaggin on a wilco fan.

2) (v) the wilco fan got his -ss totaly blitch-slaped.
a portmanteau of blog and glitch. coined by dennis of la times crossword corner blog.
blogger’s recent spam filter system caused many comments with embedded links to be automatically sent to spam area which requires moderation. serious blitch.
a black b-tch
blitch, you smell like fried chicken…d-mn
an uninhabited building in a state of disrepair that you wouldn’t want to pitch a tent anywhere near, or go anywhere near at night. the word comes from a shortening of the film t-tle ‘blair witch’ because of the building featured in that film. such a building looks particularly creepy and scary in the dark and on your own.
i’m not sleeping here. there’s a blitch in that field.

don’t go in the blitch.

i just heard a noise over near that blitch.
(verb) to get punched in the side, and pushed of the table.
jerod was blitched by hansen
a level higher than b-tch.
your such a f-ckin blitch for taking my m&m’s
a female software cracker
a complaint blog
a less offensive alternative to saying “b-tch”
a book by soda biers
i am the real blitch.
i like to blitch about posers.
blitch is my book and urban tarot is my tarot, my writing alias is soda.
i just wanted to blitch about something.