Blitzkrieg Fucking
the act of a man having intercourse with a woman without warning and as quickly as possible; the objective being to get “in and out of there” as fast as possible so the man can -j-c-l-t- quickly and efficiently. this is a reference to the german style of warfare in world war 2 in which they fought in a similar manner.
my german husband had a hard day at work, and instead of pleasuring me, he ended up blitzkrieg f-cking me and going straight to sleep.
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