blitzkrieged
the state of total drunkenness. also known as hammered and sh-t-housed.
man, did you see todd at that party last night? he was completely blitzkrieged.
to be really high to the point of not being able to think
d-mn dude, i am blitzkrieged, wha??
getting absolutely sh-t blasted drunk, hindering the ability of any rational cognition.
dude, you got blitzkrieged last night… you took a sh-t in a mcdonald’s bag and tried to make us eat it. when we wouldn’t, you f-cking smeared it on your face.
a state one enters when one has consumed a great amount of marijuana and is beginning to lose control of cognitive functions.
dan: abooooowooooookaaaaaaaaa!
everyone: what the f-cks up with dan?
simon: don’t mind dan, he just smoked five blunts and is extremely blitzkrieged.
noun
to be blitzed beyond all recognition.
super stoned.
tj wishes he was blitzkrieged, but he is sober as a bird!
p-ssing a test at least an ‘a-”
amanda blitzkrieged her trig cl-ss finals, the rest of her high school career will be much easier from this day forth.
blitzkrieged, when your playing a wwii video game and are rushed by an unstoppable m-ss of axis guys, who you know are like, kill them all!!! the end result is your corpse being faced rape.
“oh sh-t they just blitzkrieged bob!!!”
“eh, f-cking noob was asking for it.”
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