Bloagie Haven


the act of a girl giving a bl-wj-b to a dude while he is eating a sandwhich from hoagie haven (phat lady, sanchez, wake up call, etc.)
girl: can i give you a bl-wj-b?
dude: yeah hold on, let me get my phat lady
girl: okay fine, bloagie haven it is 🙂

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