Bloated Violin
a s-xual act which involves a man resting his b-ttocks on his partner’s shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his p-n-s, as if playing a violin.
jordan enjoyed amy’s musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.
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