bloatee
when fat people grow goatees to try to make themselves look better. as defined by roast beef in the comic strip achewood: “when a dude of gravity tries to distinguish his neck from his face by arbitrarily shaping facial hair that is the bloatee”
“he had to grow a bloatee so people would know where his face ended and his neck began.”
blow-tee
when a dude of gravity tries to distinguish his neck from his face by arbitrarily shaping facial hair.
–achewood
dogg i cannot brook the gossamer bloatee
when dude of gravity (a heavyset man) tries to distinguish his neck from his face by arbitrarily shaping his facial hair.
dogg i cannot brook the gossamer bloatee.
oh do not tell me you wear the bloatee.
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