Bloativated


adj. the need to work out or get in shape due to a real or perceived feeling of fatness. usually triggered by clothes that don’t fit, a higher-than-expected scale reading or a comment.

also can be used as a verb, to bloativate.
when i couldn’t b-tton my jeans, i immediately was bloativated.

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