Blobitch


a blob-tch is a person who b-tches how everything blows. typically, a blob-tch walks slowly, eats a lot, and says “that blows”. a blob-tch also contradicts everything you say just to be a b-tch. also, a blob-tch always thinks he is right, and even if proven wrong, he will still not admit to his fault in judgment and taunt how he is still correct just because he says so.
example 1
you: hey, this sandwich is really good.
blob-tch: no it isn’t, it f-cking blows.
you: don’t be a f-cking blob-tch!

example 2
you: i just got a new car, i love it and am totally satisfied with it.
blob-tch: your new car f-cking blows, and you hate it.
you: shut the f-ck up you blob-tch!

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