Blobjob

to receive a bl-wj-b from a woman whom you would not normally think to be attractive. and not caring. usually due to inebriation
gary- hey, seen you leave the lodge last night with some fugly one
john- yeah, got the blobjob though!!
(high five, followed by awkward silence)
to receive a bl-wj-b from a unattractive woman when drunk, and knowing she will be ugly in the morning. but not caring.
gary: you went home with some fugly girl last night. did you f-ck her?
john: no man, got the blobjob
(they hi five, then look around awkwardly)
upon having s-x with a fat girl, you are unsure if you are in a hole or a fat fold.
dude, i think gertrude gave me a blobjob last night.
a blob job is where an over wait person preforms a s-xual act such as a bl-w j-b, by using his fat folds to comfort the males b-lls. the over wait male/female will proceed to give a bl-w j-b while being naked. as the male -j-c-l-t-s into the over wait male/females mouth.
hey man i got a blob job last nite!
really? whats it like?
it feels good i totally came into that fat hookers mouth last nite!
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nearly as erotic as it sounds. a blob job is an instance when someone screws up in a s-xual act.
oh no i just did a blob job! i’ll go get a towel.
the act of going down on a lady whilst she is on her period, or blob.
craig: so what you do with lily last night?
ben: i totally went down on her
craig: but she was on her period, you gave her a blobjob?!
some strange and embarr-ssing tricks you have to use while dealing with blob fields in your database
moss: “4kb was not enough so i had to do some blobjob there”