Blobtastic


the act of becoming blob-like in shape, size, and dimension on all four planes of human diversity. with similarities to bleh, ugh, fatman, fatso, and eww, bloblike people group together in packs similar to dog packs and hunt together, slowly, step by step, for fast food places in which they may indulge themselves for hours on end. during this proces, the blobtastic being may take out all being in their way.
“that blob of a human over there is blobtastic.”

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