Blobtits
a pair of the most substantial, yet saggy br–sts. the consistency has been likened to a pair of balloons full of mashed potato.
1.
steve: woah, dude did you see her?!
john: nah man, she had blobt-ts
2.
that gym instructor is a disgrace! how can he instruct anyone check out the blobt-ts he’s rocking.
3.
look at that blobt-tted rugby player, thinking he can do anything. he should just ring up the takeaway like he normally does about this time and order a chicken value box.
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