blockaway
someone who only looks good from a block away, but when they get close you realize it was all an illusion. a variation on the ever popular b-tter face.
that guy is a blockaway.
a block-away is a person who is so b-tt-ugly that they only stop hurting you eyes when they get a block away.
i was looking at the state police website of convicted s-x offenders in my neighborhood. yikes! 80- to 90 percent of them are block-aways.
so are you saying that the ugly made them do it?
maybe. ugly is lonely, and maybe the lonely made them do it.
well, it’s a theory.
(noun) – a girl or boy who appears attractive at a distance, i.e. – from a block away, but as they get closer, you realize they are actually quite horrific.
agnes looked hot coming across the quad, but when i got up close and saw her buck teeth and that mule face . . christ, what a block away!
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