blocked
to be in a drunken state
guy1: here you were blocked last nigh
what happens when you violently anger/scare/annoy someone over im.
person 1: “i love you…”
person 2: “i -heart- you too.”
person 3: “ok you guys are so blocked…”
referring to a state of pregnancy. to be blocked, to become blocked, to get blocked.
“she’s blocked”, “i’m blocked”.
to be absolutely f-cked for an ib course because of a teacher.
usually involves a teacher that can make 1+1 confusing, or a teacher that refuses to give student’s their tests back. teacher is also capable of producing a 9-sided dice. a blockifying teacher is usually high during cl-ss and coughs all over the white board without covering his mouth because of smoking cheap mugliat.
1.) “man, i’m so blocked for econ! all i understand from last cl-ss is that my teacher’s lifelong dream is to own a burrito shack!”
2.) f-ck im so blocked!!
3.) i hate econ. i hate econ. i hate econ. i hate econ. i hate econ. i hate econ. i hate econ. i hate econ. i hate econ. i hate econ. i hate econ. i hate econ. i hate econ. i hate econ. i hate econ. i hate econ.
4.) this teacher seriously blocked us, i say we feed him to the raha tribes
when you have smoked so much cannabis, marijuana, weed, skunk, rocky, pollen etc. that you can no longer feel the effects of smoking it.
“we will get a fat bag of skunk,get pure blocked”
really annoyed about someone
royce da 5 9 ft eminem writer’s block.
…. her p-ssy need to be blocked and reported as spam. bong!
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