Blog Monkey


someone who has stumbled blindly onto blogging, became quickly obsessed, learned the ropes, and now spends quite a bit of time blogging.

inspired by magazine article: this trained monkey spends most of time in his master’s workshop (sep, 1929 modern mechanix)
wow, you are quite a blog monkey! i didn’t know you even knew how to blog.

any blog monkey can write a blog if left alone long enough with a computer!

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