bloggering
the act of pretending to be a blogger while you’re a mere time-waster with too much cr-ppy stuff on your head that none of your friends wants to hear about.
should not be confused with blogging which is the actual action of keeping a blog.
-hey, what’s up? blogging again?
-nah, not really..bloggering actually..i called you last night to tell you about my new theory of everything, cause i had such a “blast” of inspiration and blah blah blah..and you didn’t pick it up, so i had to “relieve” myself somewhere, u know.
– ……(telephone signal)
someone who talks a load of sh-t. it takes an hour to tell you a 30 second story!!! friends generally nod off during the bloggering, could be in a pub, cafe, on a funfair, nowhere is safe!
he was bloggering for 45 minutes to tell me about his 5 minute car journey
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