blogger’s law
blogger’s law: as soon as you finally post something, glaring errors will appear.
a derivative of murphy’s law, the blogger’s law accounts for the inevitability of everything necessary for a sensible online publication going wrong nanoseconds after publishing something on the internet. in spite of all human and machine–ssisted efforts to proofread and edit, mistakes and glaring errors will happen for all to see.
aspiring writer: i finally published our latest blog post!
editor: i’m not thrilled, did you account for the blogger’s law?
suddenly unemployed online writer: $%&#!?! i swear the headline had no typos before i hit publish!
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