BlogHer
blogher (not to be confused with blogshe): it’s a conference that happens in july. you get there on thursday and party. friday you go to a few sessions and realize they are all kind of boring. go get drunk with your friends. sat-rday you go to the sessions that your friends or celebrities are speaking at and then you stalk them and give them love letters with pictures of them and your cat. sat-rday night you tell everyone your deepest secrets and also accidentally flash some people. sunday important stuff happens but you skip it to sleep in and then you go to the airport.
“i went to the blogher conference but all i got was this lousy hangover.”
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