Blogmarks
misleading software benchmarks written by well-meaning but clueless technologists in an attempt to generate traffic to their otherwise uninteresting blog.
blahger: what do you mean that software was slow and unreliable? i published benchmarks on my blog showing it was -way- faster than everything else.
victim: blogmarks more like
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- Blokemo
receiving oral s-x while riding a chairlift at mount okemo while sharing the chair with at least one spectator. during their ski trip, e-dog received a bangin’ blokemo from moogie while c-dog watched!
- blonde beggar
known as the ‘blonde beggar’, she was one of the premiere pbs personalities in the buffalo area. she was always featured on the funding drives. real name unknow, big in the 80s and early 90s. the blonde beggar is at it again on channel 17.
- dildo shover
someone who shoves a d-ld- into the -n-l and v-g-n-l area to the point of -rg-sm p-rnstars are all d-ld- shovers even the straight ones
- dildox
adj. 1.) a person or persons who partake in annoying behavior. 2. a person or persons who f-cks d-ld-s 1.)”shut up you are such a d-ld-x!” 2.)”hey i heard you’re a d-ld-x…”
- fuck goggles
what you are wearing when you want to hook up with a girl so bad that you are blind to flaws in their personality. “are you going to hook up with jenny again” “nah man, i just had f-ck goggles on. turns out she’s a total b-tch”