Blohan


1. a widely used alternative to the words “lindsay lohan”.
2. a girl (or gay male) who gets around and will sleep with anything that’ll spread its legs.

girl 1: omg, did you hear what–er, who– blohan did on the weekend?

girl 2: yes she totally hooked up with jared leto over the weekend. or was it stavros niarchos? wait.. it was totally another one of paris’ exes. paris latsis?

girl 1: yes she did those all of guys but she also banged mcfly’s drummer! she also had another whack at wilmer valderrama! word is she’s also banging random english men.

girl 2: there’s blohan for ya. blowing the world one man at a time.

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