Blohmin Onion
a middle aged smoked out zilwaukeean fella. frequently pukes doritos on his own arm. named after an appetizer at a local restaurant, creatively in conjunction with his last name.
“hey whats going on tonite? i guess we could stop out and see what the blohmin onion is doing.”
“i need it in the b-tt, i should call onion.”
“bla bla blohmm! bla bla blohmin onionnn!”
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