Blojaphobia
this is a fear of giving a bl-w j-b to a guy. if a man’s girlfriend has this then the man has no choice but to break up with her.
dan: hey sam did you hear about what happened to john?
sam: nah man, what happened?
dan: he found out his girl friend had bloj-phobia!
sam: oh sh-t… he’s screwed man, i don’t know what i would do if that happened to me.
dan: yea, i know poor john…
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a term used to put down someone because they’re young / look young. as p-b-s are blonde before gaining the natural body hair colour. occurs usually to teens going through adolescence. ‘hey can i come to the pub with you?’ a – ‘no f-ck off blonde p-b-s’
- Blood Tear
when a man -j-c-l-t-s and blood comes out of his p-n-s when he c-ms. a person was masturbating for over 1 hour and he ended up and finally climaxes, and instead of sperm he -j-c-l-t-s a blood tear.
- bloser
a typical fan of the portland trailblazers, who is still bitter from their failures to win a championship since 1977. a true loser in life, he also cries over this team of arrogant, spoiled, selfish criminals. the 400 pound bloser fell out of his wheelchair when he saw the trailblazers choke another playoff game.
- Blowhio
a nickname for ohio and how much it sucks. i’m in blowhio with my family. i’ll be back sunday
- Blue Ankle
verb, the process of coloring a person’s ankle blue with a sharpie. this is primarily preformed when the recipient is asleep, unconscious, or p-ssed out. prank he blue ankled his friend. he gave him the old blue ankle.