Bloke wash


instead of washing properly, just spraying excessive amounts of deodorant in an attempt to smell fresh and ready to go.
mick- quick let go, we’ve got some chicks to meet,
paddy- dammit i haven’t showered yet and i stink
mick- no worries- heres my deodorant, -just have a bloke wash and we’ll get moving!

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