blokejob
(n) a s-x act in which a straight man receives oral stimulation of the p-n-s from another man or bloke, often when in a state of drunkenness.
“so i let this guy give me a blokejob last night. not that i’m gay or anything.”
“…”
“well i was pretty wasted.”
a ‘bloke job’ is bl-w j-b administered by an englishman. if he’s just finished eating his fish and chips with malt vinegar and mushy peas … all the better.
blokejob
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