Blompy


a blompy is the act of receiving a blow-job while taking a sh-t on the toilet at the exact same time.
karen gave me the best blompy last night.

john: did you have s-x last night?
sam: no, but she is a freak, she wanted to give me a blompy instead!
defecating on your s-xual partner just after climax.
jose gave a mean blompy to tineesha last night at the motel 6.

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