blomster
sub-par performance of oral s-x performed on a male member.
harrison was going to sleep in owen’s room, but owen was receiving a blomster and locked the door.
the act of two people scissoring but instead of stimulating each other a fart is expelled into the other’s -n-s. on rare occasions a shart is transferred from -n-s to -n-s making it a blomster royale. on occasion the unintentional act of a sp-ce docking shart will occur.
that blomster from the other night left me feeling bloated for days.
i was trying the blomster for the first time with kevin and he sharted right into my v-g-n- like a total chad
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