blond-chippy-cum-rack
that particular type of irritatingly gleeful yet still distinctly porkable bubbly blonde one sees on yoga ads and sites such as happier.com
note (as if it’s possible not to) the blond-chippy-c-m-rack on the happier.com front page and the smarmy-unto-death quote from seligman. that f-ck.
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