Blondage
being tied down and forced to watch a video clip by a rockstar celebrity with tight abs long hair and no brains more than once or twice.
in large doses blondage is known to cause brain damage bad perms and tight skirts in females.
he was subjected to blondage when he went to her parents house. there was nothing else to watch.
used as a pr-noun for an attractive female with blonde hair. usually used if the female’s name is unknown.
dan: hey darco, who was that girl that asked you out on friday?
darco: some blondage, i think she said her name was paulina, christina, or something like that…
blondage is the process of tricking a blonde female into having bondage s-x.
“sorry i’m late, i had some great blondage s-x last night”
when a man dates or chases only blonde women
a combo of blonde and bondage
thank god i divorced her, i was tired of being in blondage
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