when a natural brunette is as dumb as a door nail
tara: how funny is it that female lions are called tigers?!
jeremy: wtf?! lions and tigers are two different animals. you’re such a blonde brunette!
- hippo stomp
somone or something be violently stepped upon by heavy persons or creatures is called the hippo stomp. this is especially true when done with vigor and malice. man, those bikers really gave those punks the hippo stomp!
- destiny noob
a noob so bad they can’t follow simple rules like follow your radar, shot their head not the wall next to them. they call “sparrow” a “flying car”, they call “ogre” an “oger”. they spend most of their time at the tower doing erotic dances to lure in gamer virgins to their deaths and then […]
- ken bone
the man who won the second presidential campaing. man: hey, you watch the debate last night? other guy: yeah, ken bone totally stole the show. a god that walks among mere mortals here on earth. i worship ken bone and his sweater 5 times a day, for i am devout to my lord.
- kitchen nightmares
a show lead by a batsh*t crazy chef, where people microwave salads and grill lettuce. so lett-uce see how long it will take you to cry or threaten sir ramsay. dude, i was balling my eyes out so hard yesterday. gordon ramsay called me a pillock for having old potatoes on his show kitchen nightmares