Blonde Lockout
when your local upscale gentlemen’s club all of a sudden can’t find any new blondes to hire. usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.
mitch: dammit i’m not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. implementing emergency plan blonde lockout now.
waitress: i am so wet right now?
dj: coming to the stage, miss bulgaria 2001-2005. rock on!
when your local upscale gentlemen’s club all of a sudden can’t find any new blondes to hire. usually happens right around they time the managers and waitresses are all complaining that there are too many black guys coming into the club.
mitch: dammit i’m not hiring any more hot girls until we get rid of this guy. implementing emergency plan blonde lockout now.
waitress: i am so wet right now?
dj: coming to the stage, miss bulgaria 2001-2005. rock on!
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