Blondeshell



a blonde bombsh-ll. a smoking hot blonde who catches your eye from afar and makes every guys’ trousers feel tighter and tighter.
dude #1: “bro, did you see that blondesh-ll that just p-ssed by us?”

dude #2: “who do you think i am? helen keller? f-ck yeah i saw her.”

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