Blondesome
thee ‘blondesome’ is the most amazing girl on the planet, she also fits the beckie description. she’s kind, elegant, f-cking hillarious, beautiful, godlike and the perfect -rg-sm. a blondesome also is no ordinary girl and wont be forced into a submission of any kind, you will become her b-tch.
blondesome, is just great really, and i dont need to write a m-ssive definition to convey that, i’d be here for hours.
if you by some divine miracle, have a blondesome for your girlfriend, your likely to get the most amazing s-x ever, the day after you read this.
a blondesome also has the desired ‘wants’ in a girl, epically stunning, the greatest music taste ever, morals, (makes things a lot more interesting) the best set of b–bs you will ever feel/see, perfect body – no bones, epic legs, no saggyness, a beautiful v-g-n-, the greatest s-x hair, the greatest hair anyway, doesnt show appreciation which makes you works harder, the most epic lines, and has the mentality of a child but again the prefect 17 year old body sent from god.
josh: my girlfriend is a blondesome, envy me!
chris hoyle: i’m jealous, i would rag that!
josh: no chance, you wouldn’t know what to do with high maintenance like that.
‘around the corner’ jon: sniff– i’m going to kill myself.. life isnt fair.
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