blood candy
1. n. a valentine’s day gift destined for one individual, but given to another, causing tension between the two parties.
guy 1: hey, wasn’t that box of chocolates for heather?
guy 2: yeah, but she be actin’ a b-tch, so imma give it to her friend, becca.
guy 1: no way, man. you pull that sh-t, and you got blood candy. they’ll be all over your -ss.
guy 2: true dat, dawg. fbgm.
guy 1: yessir.
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