blood engorged whack-a-mole
the full fledged, raping, pillaging, kitten killing, viking warrior of an erection that comes with total arousal.
“man, last night i whipped out the blood engorged whack-a-mole and beat the wife to death with it. got off on self defence, the b-tch tried to bite.”
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