blood fart

1. an expulsion of air from the -n-s, accompanied by any quant-ty of blood.

2. any amount of blood forcibly expelled from the -n-s.
kathy’s skirt flapped wildly when she ripped a killer blood fart in the middle of third period gym cl-ss.
the unfortunate sp-ckling of bl–dy pooh in ones underwear when attempting to p-ss gas. this is generally caused by being -n-lly penetrated on a regular basis by large hairy men with names like bruce or greg.
poor old zink could not finish playing trivial pursuit, as he had inadvertantly let a bloodfart, completely soiling the insides of his skivvies. he was secretly relieved, however, as he was losing terribly, as usual.
what happens when i eat too many doritos
doritos is the number one leading cause of bfs
when you injure your b-tt internally in some way, and it causes you to let out some really acrid farts with the faint smell of metal, like there’s blood in them.
ever since i fell off that stool, i’ve been having the worst blood farts.
1. the blood-filled, g-ssy result of s-xual penetration during the period of menstration, usually following the ‘doggie style’ position
2. the bl–dy gas expelled from a h-m-s-xual b-tt penetration
man, he sure blew a huge bloodfart after i came and pulled out of his -ss.
the most amazing, hardcore and non existant band ever!
“dude, did you see bloodfart last night?!” “yeah man it was insane!”
a bl–dy, mucus-like, sometimes chunky spray emitted from the v-g-n- after rough s-x or from one’s -n-s.
v-g-n-l bloodfarts are common with promiscuous women, whereas an -n-l bloodfart can be caused from either h-m-s-xual penetration or from an infected, cankered meat vein protruding from one’s -n-s (aka hemorrhoid).
joey’s mom sucks bloodfarts out of pregnant chickens.